What does $5 worth of gas buy you nowadays??

I went into the Shell gas station this morning and asked for five dollars worth of gas.

The clerk farted and gave me a receipt.

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The receipt came out with the fart?

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those gas station blocks are quite small to begin with - trying to not smell a fart in one would be tough.

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I am glad u are ok...the petrol with a desi fart can be deadly combustible mix

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I wonder what he would have done if you had asked him to fill it up.

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I don't get it?

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:hehe:

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Girls and farts usually don’t get along very well. It’s OK. We get it.

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Amen, except on this side of the pondial divide we get but a burp.

said hiccup