What do you Call??

What do you call someone who explodes a bomb and kills innocent people?

  • A terrorist.

What do you call someone who drops a bomb from a plane and kills innocent people?

  • A brave American pilot.

What do you call it when a Palestinian uses violence against the Jews who have illegally occupied his land?

  • A terrorist attack.

What do you call it when an Israeli helicopter fires rockets at Palestinian youths armed with stones?

  • Self-defense.

What do you call it when someone gives money to a government official in return for favors?

  • Bribery.

What do you call it when a large corporation gives money to a government official in return for favors?

  • A campaign contribution.

What do you call the form of government where a small elite exploits and intimidates the citizens?

  • A dictatorship.

What do you call the form of government where a small elite exploits and intimidates the citizens, and the citizens can choose every few years which part of the elite should occupy the government buildings?

  • A democracy.

What do you call it when a group of people take the law into their own hands and kill people without a fair trial?

  • A lynching.

What do you call it when the US takes the law into its own hands and kills people without a fair trial?

  • Operation Enduring Freedom.

What do you call someone who steals from the rich and gives to the poor?

  • Robin Hood.

What do you call someone who steals from the poor and gives to the rich?

  • The US government.

What do you call a weapon that can kill thousands of people?

  • A weapon of mass destruction.

What do you call a weapon that has killed 1.5 million Iraqis, including more than 500,000 children?

  • Sanctions.

What do you call an army that will fight for whoever pays the most
money?

  • Mercenaries.

What do you call an army in Afghanistan that will fight for whoever pays the most money?

  • The Northern Alliance (or United Front).

What do you call an attack on the Pentagon, a command and control center in the US?

  • A cowardly attack on American freedom and democracy.

What do you call the destruction of an Afghan village by US bombs?

  • An attack on a Taliban command and control center.

What do you call it when just over 3 thousand people were killed in the September 11 attack on the US?

  • An atrocity.

What do you call it when nearly 5 million people were killed in the Vietnam war?

  • A mistake.

What do you call it when very rich people exploit poor people?

  • Greed and selfishness.

What do you call it when very rich countries exploit poor countries?

  • Globalization.

What do you call a foreign oppressor in the last century that controlled the economical and social life of a country?

  • A colonialist power.

What do you call a foreign oppressor in this century that controls the economical and social life of a country?

  • The International Monetary Fund.

What do you call it when people are slaughtered?

  • A massacre.

What do you call it when 100.000 to 200.000 Iraqi’s are slaughtered by the US at a loss to American forces of 148 (46 of which were killed by friendly fire)?

  • The Gulf War.

What do you call the extermination of a people?

  • Genocide.

What do you call the extermination of native Americans in the US?

  • A glorious episode in American history.

What do you call a US president who says, “Read my lips - no new taxes”, and later breaks his promise?

  • George Bush.

What do you call a US president who says, “No new taxes- over my dead body”, and later …?

  • George W. Bush.

What do you call someone who stands up in front of a crowd and tells stories?

  • An entertainer.

What do you call someone who stands up in front of a crowd at the Pentagon and tells stories?

  • Donald Rumsfeld.

What do you call a television station that broadcasts only the government’s views?

  • A propaganda station.

What do you call the BBC when the World News consists solely of half an hour of a Pentagon briefing?

  • Fair and impartial.

What do you call the 2002 presidential election in Zimbabwe where there are serious irregularities?

  • A flawed election.

What do you call the 2000 presidential election in the US where there are serious irregularities?

  • A victory for democracy.

What do you call it when American Whites advocate an exclusively White state and the expulsion of all non-Whites?

  • Racism.

What do you call it when Israeli Jews advocate an exclusively Jewish state and the expulsion of all non-Jews?

  • Zionism.

i won’t say it is funny… but it is the truth :k:

nice

true:k: