What do you call a Pakistani with 1 hair?

Iqbal

hhehe

What do you call a Sikh with one leg?

Balansingh

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:)

This reminds me of a song that used to be played on a childrens music show in Pakistan. They once made a song about Allama Iqbal, which went like this.

Iqbal hai, Iqbal hai, Iqbal hamara, Iqbal hamara.

we used to make such fun of it, using the same one hair analogy:)

And the second one..hehe...took me a while to figure out what it meant:) berry funny.

Here’s one for you:

What do u call a good looking paki?

Asif (As If)

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and cos’ it was raining men today (halalu ya!) more…

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One out of four people in this country are mentally unbalanced. Think of your three closest friends - and if they seem okay, then you’re the one!

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very funny!


  • “The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen, nor touched…but are felt in the heart.” *

Cat women you make me cry

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Please bring in some new ones these are as old as Baba Adam.

Post new ones Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzzz


For as thou urgest justice, be assur’d Thou shalt have justice more than thou desir’st

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ha ha ha


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