A little boy’s first day in school and a teacher was going to play a
“guessing” game. She passed out different items to each of the students
and
proceeded to ask each student what item they received. When it was the new
boy, Jimmy’s turn, the teacher gave him a candy kiss. She asked “Do you
know
what it is?” Jimmy replied “No.” The teacher said, “Go ahead and open it
up
and taste it.” Little Jimmy did so. The teacher then asked, "Now do you
know what it is? Little Jimmy said “Novo.” The teacher said, "I will give
you a hint; it is something your daddy wants from your mommy every morning
before he goes to work." A little girl in the back of the class jumps up
and screams “JIMMY, SPIT IT OUT…IT IS A PIECE OF A$$!!!”