What are your favourite quotes in One Tree Hill seasons 1, 2 and 3?

What are your favourite quotes in One Tree Hill seasons 1, 2 and 3?

 Season One:  

Peyton: “I heard you were naked in his car.”
Brooke: “No, I was partially naked. At one point I had mittens on cause it was cold.”

 Season Two: 

Guy: “Buy you a drink?”
Brooke: “Okay, guy in need of a clue. Here’s one. Women send signals. That was a brush off. Before you dip into your shallow pool of wit let me paint us a picture and save us both the trouble. Here’s your evening. You are going to slink back off to your buddies, laugh this off, get wasted, go home, and make nice with yourself. But don’t be thinking of me, because even your fantasy of me, isn’t interested in you.”

 Season Three:

Chris Keller: “What, you here to kick my *** because I slept with Brooke?”
Nathan Scott: “You slept with Brooke?”
Chris Keller: “Why else would you be here?”
Nathan Scott: “I came to pay for Haley’s studio time. You slept with Brooke?”


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Season Two:
Guy: "Buy you a drink?"
Brooke: "Okay, guy in need of a clue. Here's one. Women send signals. That was a brush off. Before you dip into your shallow pool of wit let me paint us a picture and save us both the trouble. Here's your evening. You are going to slink back off to your buddies, laugh this off, get wasted, go home, and make nice with yourself. But don't be thinking of me, because even your fantasy of me, isn't interested in you."