A man, fond of practical jokes, decided late one**night to send his friend a collect telegram which read, “I am perfectly well.”
A week later, the joker received a heavy parcel – collect – on which he had to pay considerable charges. Upon opening it, he found a big block of** concrete which had this message, “This is the weight**** your telegram lifted from my mind.”**
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how many times do we have to go through the torture of reading this joke again n again n yet again??? mayn iss ko suntay sunaty abrre ho gayee houn ab.