I just got in trouble for cussing at an inanimate object. Stupid remote wasn’t working and I was pushing the freakin “channel up” button with all my might, so then I threw it and called it a son of a b****. It must’ve really hurt the poor guy’s feelings pretty bad because my Mom lectured me for a good 10 minutes.
That’s gay.
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serves you right 
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I would have lectured you too, but for throwing the remote rather than for the swearing. Do you have no appreciation of how fragile a remote can be 
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Yea and the remote wasn’t working because the batteries were khatam. Stupid Energizer pieces of crap. They don’t keep going and going and going 
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I don’t think you understood my intentions. I was TRYING to break the remote. It’s a piece of crap it never listens to me. I was stuck watching some stupid Pinesol commercial. 
What if it was like a bad scene of two people smooching :nono:, then Allah Mian would be mad at me :(.
Stupid stupid remote 
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you called your remote a SOB.... you r so coooooool.. can i be friends with you?
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i'm cool?
i'm a freakin dork. get away from me.
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you swore
tsk tsk tsk
ladies do not use that kind of language!
no one will marry you now....you will be an old maid!
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next time use Duracell :D
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Yea you’re right. I gonna be a monster and go live in the mountains. 
Oh boy I can’t wait.
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^Lady your posts are full of wisdom... Keep writing..
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now who was that for?
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Which is so much more serious than mere swearing is. I’d just grumble at my future kids (inshallah) if they swore at your age (My dad once laughed at me when I was 15 and panicked and shouted “Oh sh********************t!!!” when I was 15) but breaking anything that belonged to my parents was always so much of a serious thing.
Especially remotes, because replacing one is inconvenient.
Tell your mother that your Unkle Maddy is very disappointed in her for focusing on the swearing instead of the attempted vandalism 
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hahah lol 
Well actually I usually don’t cuss except when I get mad or frustrated and stuff but even then I don’t do it infront of adults, only stupid kids my age 
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I’m sorry remotey wotey. I think he’s naraaz. I’ll go buy him some new batteries.
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BATTERIES!!!! THAT MADE YOU CURSE!!!!! get a kinetic remote and tie it around your wrist and use the middle finger to work the buttons.. oh and dont forget to wear the spiderman suit!
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Batteries aren’t what made me curse. The fact that I’m sitting infront of the TV for a good 5 minutes trying to change the channel using every last joint in my body to the point where my finger started turning blue with my arm extended out like some reject trying to watch some screens…that’s what made me curse.
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you can go to WV and turn into a cannibal 
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awwwwwwwwwwwww…
u should do what i used to do .. but that only worked TWICE .. after that i was FORCED to get up:blush: .. (we used to take our sneakers, take’em off half way, POINT at the buttons from tv and then SHOOT!)
ofcourse back “then” buttons were huge.. and it used to work..twice. ..
ROTFLLLLLLLLLLLL 
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