Jim and Mary were both patients in a Mental Hospital.
One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool Jim jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom and stayed there. Mary promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out.
When the medical director became aware of Mary’s heroic act he immediately
ordered her to be discharged from the hospital as he now considered her to be mentally stable.
When he went to tell Mary the news he said, “Mary, I have good news and bad news. The good news is that you’re being discharged because since you were able to jump in and save the life of another patient, I think you’ve regained your senses. The bad news is that Jim, the patient that you saved hanged himself with his bathrobe belt in the bathroom. I am so sorry, but he’s dead.”
Mary replied, “He didn’t hang himself, I put him there to dry.”
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Good news bataane aaya tha baichaara.