A man was in New York’s central park, when a dog went
wild and attacked a young boy. The man was able to
grab the dog by the neck, pulling it off the boy and
choking it to death. A reporter for the NY Times comes
to interview him, congratulating him on his act of
heroism.
He suggests the headline: New Yorker saves the life of
a young boy! “But,” the man told him, “I’m not from
NY.” Ok, then how about: American hero saves the
day. “But,” the man told him, “I’m not American”.
"Then, where are you from? asked the
reporter. “I’m from Pakistan,” the man answered. The
next day the headlines read:
MUSLIM FUNDAMENTALIST STRANGLES DOG IN CENTRAL PARK.
FBI INVESTIGATING POSSIBLE LINKS TO AL QAEDA.
so true! 