Re: Re: Re: Re: western desis vs eastern desis
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*Originally posted by Aparna_Dogra: *
INDIA does have STOP signs on the roads...
Every rule has an exception and maybe the eastern desis that you know do not follow instructions... eh?
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mm like where? why do they have those nasty speed bumps at every railway crossing and near schools? i've driven quite a reasonable bit in india, dont remember seeing a stop sign ever.
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: western desis vs eastern desis
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*Originally posted by queer: *
mm like where? why do they have those nasty speed bumps at every railway crossing and near schools? i've driven quite a reasonable bit in india, dont remember seeing a stop sign ever.
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speed bumps are at every railway crossing and schools so jerks who do not follow the STOP sign instruction will be forced to slowdown... that will stop him/her from running over innocent school kids... ok????????
as regards to you not seeing the STOP sign ever in INDIA... i can only say that maybe you fall in that category of desis who do not follow instructions (exception to the rule!!!)... hence, you have never ever seen a stop sign!!! ;)
now that i think about it, the only traffic related thing i remember are some rare traffic lights, honking horns to pass, policeman on a traffic island, and some roads which turn into one-ways after 8 pm with no boards saying so. stop signs - definitely not seen them around. maybe its different in jammu.
Re: Re: Re: Re: western desis vs eastern desis
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*Originally posted by Aparna_Dogra: *
i never did say ALWAYS, now did I???;)
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Yes but there was ambiguity since a blanker statement about desis being best was made. I wanted to clarify the statement. :D
PS:- Wud u let us know if u are an eastern or western desi?
My views:
Eastern desis get up earlier than western ones 
Western Desis armpits look like as if they have head locked Don King!
Eastern Desis try to use the razor!
Eastern high post desi: Goes to work at 11, gets chai brought to his office, signs two documents and then leaves for home at 1 pm.
Western high post desi: Goes to work at 7 comes back at 7. No chai for the poor sucker.
where did “akhbaar” go??? 
western desi: no problem, anytime, cheers
eastern desi: mention not
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*Originally posted by cHEeGUm: *
western desi: no problem, anytime, cheers
eastern desi: mention not
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hahaha u r halarious...
u could be a stand up comedian :)
at the gym
eastern desi: starts running at 7 mph and collapses in 5 mins
western desi: starts with 4 mph, warms up and takes his time
generally
eastern desi: will NEVER tell you something that may benefit you, will only tell you when the time has passed and you can no longer benefit from the information, perhaps to give u a heart burn
western desi: opposite of above, wont give u worthless info.
Even with the abundance of western desis on the forum, with the exeptions of a few easterners like me, Im surprised to find out that the latter are still preferred here!
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*Originally posted by homosapien: *
at the gym
eastern desi: starts running at 7 mph and collapses in 5 mins
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LOL that is so true...seen it many times at the gym..specially the new comer who just joined in :D
very true…
mama had a car accident… her face was distorted.. told she wouldnt survive more than a day… what do my relos tell us..
she has a few scratches on her face.. and will be fixed with ‘cosmetic surgery’..
goodness gracious me!! tell the truth!
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^ i hope she recovered :)
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*Originally posted by homosapien: *
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^ i hope she recovered :)
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hope so too!
Eastern Desi: Corolla Civic Camry Accord
Western Desi: Mustang, Mustang, Mustang
oh yeap shes all good now Alhamdulillah... lotsa scars... but in one piece..
eastern desis shadi 'supposed' to start at 6.30.. starts at 12am.. or later..
western desi shadi 'has' to start at 7.30... at 8pm the scene is:
the mother and all the other females of the family:
'oooh my goodness! the guests have arrived.. where is the dhulan! the foods not ready.. where are those damn flowers we picked from the reception centres garden... this is the worst wedding ive ever been to.. '
the bride:
'she made me look like a desi bride!.. the make up looked so good at the mac counter... whats happened today... i cant walk in this langa.. whats it supposed to do? where is this duppatta supossed to go..?'
the groom:
'ladi dadi da... '
the male guests:
'damn i look good.... that girls got the hots for me.. yeap she wants me bad'
the female guests:
'what a lafunga... cant believe shes marrying him....'
ok im done for today... namaz time
Eastern Desis enjoy their moment when the audience claps for them.
Western Desis start clapping like an idiot even when the appluase is for them only.
When you say western Desis, do you mean Cowboys in Shalwar Kameez hanging out in Kansas?
Eastern Desi goes to America for a month and "gets some".
Western Desi "only" gets some when he goes back home(desiland) and marries his cousin.