Hmm how about learning to spell properly first?
Holy cow! This almost sounds like a new language.
I can’t remember any phrases right now but your learning urdu from books reminded me that the other day me and my hubby were walking and out of nowhere we started talking in urdu(we normally talk in english) anyways he made a face and i said “kya majira hai”(in my head so proud of myself for using such a big urdu word correctly) and he could not stop laughing! When I asked him why he was cracking up, he said that its something from the 1940s and no one talks like that anymore :-/
Oh and another thing that gets him is when I say “yaad bhool gaya” lol drives him crazy! Do other people say that too ?