Two delicate flowers of Southern womanhood were conversing on the porch swing of a large white-pillared mansion. The first woman said, “When my first child was born, my husband built this beautiful mansion for me.”
The Texas lady commented, “Well, isn’t that nice??”
The first woman continued, “When my second child was born, my husband bought me that fine Ferrari you see parked in the drive.”
Again, the second lady commented, “Well, isn’t that nice??”
The first woman boasted “Then, when my third child was born, my husband bought me this exquisite diamond bracelet.”
Yet again, the second lady commented, “Well, isn’t that nice??”
The first woman then asked her companion, “What did you husband buy for you when you had your first child?”
The second lady replied “My husband sent me to charm school.”
“Charm school!”, the first woman cried, “Land sakes, child, what on Earth for?”
Our lady responded, “So that instead of saying who gives a crap’ I learned to say, ‘Well, isn’t that nice?’”
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–I know I’ll be a King One day, When Im Dead, They Gonna take me on their shoulders, Just like a King–