One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy into bed. She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in his voice, “Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight?”
The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug. "I can’t " she said. “I have to sleep in Daddy’s room.”
A long silence was broken at last by his shaky little voice: “The big sissy.”
4 guys are telling stories in a bar. One guy leaves for a Bathroom Break. Three guys are left…
1st guy says: " i was worried that my son was going to be a loser because he started out washing cars for a local dealership. Turns out he got a break, they made him a salesman, and he sold so many cars that he bought the dealership. In fact, he’s so successful that he just gave his best friend a new Mercedes for his birthday."
2nd guys says:" I was also worried about my son, because he started out raking leaves for a realtor. Turns out that HE got a break, they made a commissioned salesman, and he eventually bought the real estate firm. In fact, he’s so successful that he just gave his best friend a new house for his birthday."
3rd guy says: " Yeah, I hear you. MY son started out sweeping floors in a brokerage firm. Well, He got a break, they made HIM a broker, and now he owns a brokerage firm. In fact, he’s so rich that he gave his best friend $1M in stock for his birthday."
Well, the 4th guy comes back from the can. The 1st explains that they are telling stories about their kids, so he says, “Well, I’m embarrassed to admit that my son is a MAJOR disappointment. He started out as a hairdresser and is STILL a hairdresser after 15 yrs. In fact, I just found out he’s GAY and has SEVERAL boyfriends. But I try to look at the bright side: his boyfriends just bought him a new Mercedes, a new house & gave him $1M in stock for his birthday.”
