Welfare Applications

  • I am forwarding my marriage certificate and 6 children. I had seven but one died, which was baptized on a half sheet of paper.

    • I am writing to the welfare department to say that my baby was born two years old. When do I get my money?

    • Mrs. Jones has not had any clothes for a year and has been visited regularly by the clergy.

    • I cannot get sick pay. I have six children . . . Can you tell me why?

    • I am glad to report that my husband who was reported missing is dead.

    • This is my eighth child. What are you going to do about it?

    • Please find out for certain if my husband is dead. The man I am now living with can’t eat or do anything until he knows.

    • I am very much annoyed to find that you have branded my son illiterate. This is a dirty lie, as I was married to his father a week before he was born.

    • In answer to your letter, I have given birth to a ten-pound son. I hope this is satisfactory.

    • I am forwarding my marriage certificate and my children, one of which was a mistake as you can see.

    • My husband got his project cut off for two weeks and I haven’t had any relief since.

    • Unless I get my husband’s money soon, I will be forced to lead an immortal life.

    • You have changed my little boy to a girl. Will this make any difference?

    • I have no children as yet, as my husband is a truck driver and works day and night.

    • In accordance with your instructions, I have given birth to twins in the enclosed envelope.

    • I want my money as soon as I can get it. I have been in bed with the doctor for two weeks and he doesn’t do me any good. If things don’t improve I will have to send for another doctor.

Re: Welfare Applications

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Re: Welfare Applications

can i enclose my twins in the envelope too?

Re: Welfare Applications

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