On behalf of my crew I’d like to welcome you aboard jamez bhaand Airways flight 602 from New York to London.
We are currently flying at a height of 35,000 feet midway across the Atlantic."
"If you look out of the windows on the starboard side of the aircraft, you will observe that both the starboard engines are on fire. "If you look out of the windows on the port side, you will observe that the port wing has fallen off."
"If you look down towards the Atlantic ocean, you will see a little yellow life raft with three people in it waving at you. That’s me your captain, the co-pilot, and one of the airstewardesses. This is a recorded message."
crap - this is PGAirlines trying to take away my business
Dont worry folks, lunch will be served shortly.
Todays Menu, Channay ki Daal Goosht, Tandoori Rooti and lassi
Have lunch and after that you can read the newspaper
(loudly so that others can hear it too - we have only copy on board )
The other newspapers and magazines were used to wrap the rotis and chappatis
LDH - after eating daal goosht if you need any toothpicks please call baji Hameeda, who is our chief airhostessni , she will give u a box of match sticks. Please check before you use them, as they are recycled regularly.
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