Re: Welcome back …
**Hum tou lassi pk tun hain
Chacha, mirza ghalib se kisi angrez ne pucha ‘Are u Muslim’?
He said, ‘Half Muslim’
Half?? How??
Ghalib said, Namaz parhta hoon aur sharab b peeta hoon
Tou chacha, sharabi tun state mein ghalib hua krte thy 
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