I know all you muslims of GS are on your best behavior and can’t really say much, so ima do a quick run thru of the week’s heppanings in threes for y’alls benefit. needless to say read after iftari as this is written at the rate of 2.5 sins per line.
the week’s ups: :k:
hakuna matata morphs back from PML sher to cafe hero roboflooder. as the co-owner of cafe, i welcome you back, pal.
mt. pcg erupted not once, but like three times. but only after some positive developments. good luck, pcg and erupt early, erupt often.
after over two months, southie uncleji seems to be finally unbanned. come back and post some exciting threads about P/E ratios, pal.
the week’s downs:
the maid in life1 series. kaamwalis are humans too.
the SAHM + maids hybrid thread. this was a little confusing, but a few talented guppans still managed to get fiery. not sure if its an up or down, but lets go with down.
some respected clowns are still defending the egyptian army in WA.
the week’s steadys:
devilish angel still on a copypasta diet of imran khan articles.
Janjua and khoji continue the sectarian conflict in PA via syria news articles. my money is on janjua for now.
muqawwee posts some more thought provoking threads. get this guy a raise, somebody.
Can you make it a daily recap of the markets…oops…I meant…*machhlee mandii?
*I’d also like to add: This week’s “Unlikely rising star in trending topics” - Paper plates! Who would’ve thunk this topic could generate so much steam.
ab inn bechariyon ke peeche bhi wavela mach gaya
