Wedding

[danial]

Yes i need one. last one didn’t last long hoping this one will.

I’m 6’1 and over 200 lbs, (when i say over i mean slightly )
I’m as dark as they get (meray pitta jee ka kasoor hay)
Ma mamma thinks i’m very he handsome, (and i believe her)

so the tall, dark and handsome part is over, now lets talk monies.

I would like a girl who’s not too skinny, not too plump, not too tall, not too short, not too gori, not too kali, just in between, should know how to take care of her man should know how to make hamburgers and learn to stay quite during the game, should bring her own noseplugs as i have a little gas problem (squeeze me) Long walks are OK, as long as she goes alone, romantic dinner are good, if she cooks em and i eat em. oh and since i’m payin the bills, i get the lipo first

So all the interested ladies please post here and ask for my hand

thank you

[saieen]

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kindly sincerely n forcefully taken…

[S02]

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Okay, I want more information:

How old are you?
What's your personality like?
Where do you live? Where do you want to settle?

[danial]

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@saieen

kindly sincerely n forcefully taken…

i believe the forcefully part, i was at your wedding,

remember what you said near the food.

[Sara516]

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@saieen

kindly sincerely n forcefully taken…

too bad.. u wuda been purrrrfect for him

[Sara516]

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@danial shah

i believe the forcefully part, i was at your wedding,

remember what you said near the food.

Nahi…phir yaad karwao :halo:

[COCO]

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Dani don,t worry they will start to pour in soon..!You shouldn,t have mentioned…nose plugs..:halo:

[danial]

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@Sahar02

Okay, I want more information:

How old are you? real age is (they call me uncle )
What’s your personality like? easy going, open minded, equal rights, live and let live type, democrat, i believe in compromise. oh and if you dont like cakes and ice cream dont bother.
Where do you live? Where do you want to settle?

I 'm in Canada, would like to settle in either morocco or north Carolina.

[saieen]

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@danial shah

i believe the forcefully part, i was at your wedding,

remember what you said near the food.

i’m a married man now…i don’t remember anything anymore…:halo:

[danial]

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@COCO

Dani don,t worry they will start to pour in soon..!You shouldn,t have mentioned…nose plugs..:halo:

hey, i’m being honest, isn’t that the foundation of all relationships?

SARA: sorry,

[danial]

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@saieen

i’m a married man now…i don’t remember anything anymore…:halo:

awwwwwwwwwww, dont worry its a good thing, all the jootay you get will be forgotten before the next pittai.

[COCO]

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@danial shah

I 'm in Canada, would like to settle in either morocco or north Carolina.

why north Carolina…??

[danial]

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i like north carolina, its beautiful, has nice places to raise little munchkins. also i can easily get a job there :p

[Sara516]

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@danial shah

awwwwwwwwwww, dont worry its a good thing, all the jootay you get will be forgotten before the next pittai.

That’ll teach him before he shareef-stalks another girl

[COCO]

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Ok..so what are you qualified to do..??

And by munckins you mean little dani's..?

[danial]

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@COCO

Ok..so what are you qualified to do..??

And by munckins you mean little dani’s..?

well we dont have to call him little dani’s

and i can do many things, i can sit for long period of times, all i need is a beer cooler, BBC/CNN and a laptop and chips.

oh and i give the best massage in the world

i can change light bulbs, vacuum, put dishes in the dish washer etc etc.

[danial]

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@Sara516

That’ll teach him before he shareef-stalks another girl

hey hey hey, he’s a nice guy, really he is.

[fghd]

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[danial]

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^ :aq: what?

[Sara516]

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He s very funny and can cheer ppl up...

when I was crying at the wedding he said "Don't cry...think of all the people who are dying.

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