Wedding Programs Please

aah! it was 3 yrs ago,cant remember much… but like one of the guppans mentioned below..

like who willl go the garbage, who will wake up for fajr?
who will vacuum the house and u ask the crowd to give answers and you give a paper to the bride and another one to the groom and they write their answer and after the crowd is done screaming ..you see the bride and grooms answers

( i just made up the paper part - its got more suspense and keeps the party alive)
and im doing this for my friends valima inshallah