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be sure that the application of 'tail' is on the right place ;)
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You are absolutely right!
So how to put it delicately? Apply TAIL where you are the hardest!
Shamsheer ul Haq
lolz…i just find it kinda funny…men 
ohh i love it when men do that…act all macho and stuff :love:
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Approach her "MAULA BAKSH" style. Make sure you wear a DHOTI and apply a lot TAIL (oil) to you hair. Oh and don't forget to yell NIIIIIIIIIIIII KURIYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE as soon as you enter.
I've heard desi chics dig that style
Shamsheer ul Haq
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Dig that style tsk for what? It's so tacky, anybody pull one of these on me and I will run out of the room screaming.
Just wondering.....do you have to have sex on the wedding night..??? I just don't know how it's possible...........:S..
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Just wondering.....do you have to have sex on the wedding night..??? I just don't know how it's possible...........:S..
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Its very much possible if you know each other pretty well....for those who dont, they can wait a day or two more......
I dont believe that at that age anyone of them cud be naive enough not to know why they are locked inside the room!
that seems really unreal 
a guy getting raped by his wife…isntthat like one of those screwed up fantasies guys tend to have??
Seedha Sadha, Who the heck is locking them in a room???
No, DH, you don't have to sleep with your spouse on the first night. It is a decision the two of you should make together, and neither should be uncomfortable with it. Some people sleep together on the first night, others wait a couple days, a couple weeks, a month, or more. They want a chance to get to know each other and let the relationship evolve. And when they're ready, and "in the right mood," they can go for it :p
Exactly what I was thinking.
The circumstances arising out of their own signature on the bond of marriage. Who else? :halo:
Well, okay so their room is locked. Doesn’t mean someone has locked them in a room and said, “You can’t come out until you procreate!”
Doing it in the bedroom is so boring and ordinary. Kitchen is a better place while cooking paratha for the lassi that'll make consumption of paratha easier.
Shamsheer ul Haq
procreation is yet another aspect…they are locked for pbvious reason which they shud know…how to clear things up? whats ur question?
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Doing it in the bedroom is so boring and ordinary. Kitchen is a better place while cooking paratha for the lassi that'll make consumption of paratha easier.
Shamsheer ul Haq
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is se behtar to khulla aasmaan hai........
I’m just saying that just because they’re alone in a room together doesn’t mean that have some sort of requirement to have sex within the first few days.
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I'm just saying that just because they're alone in a room together doesn't mean that have some sort of requirement to have sex within the first few days.
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I agree!
Sex during the first night is so over rated. As a mature guy, I would feel very uncomfortable getting too intimate with my future wife during the first few days of marriage as I like to "take things slow". People who didn't have a chance to get to know their spouse prior to marriage by atleast a year should definately take time before getting physically intimate. I am a firm believe in friendship first. Even if i knew my fiance (anyone available? :p ) for a long time prior to the wedding, I would still wait to get used to someone sharing my bed and also for her to get used to the same before copulating.
But all seriousness aside, Seedha Saada:
Under the blue is too wild for me. I prefer the kitchen!
Shamsheer ul Haq
Agreed. It doesnt mean that they are not there for this purpose as well. :halo:
Oye Shamsheera, are u talking about getting locked into bedroom with ur fiance or what? :halo: Once in the bedroom after nikaah and rukhsatee you are referring to her as ur future wife!
Get wild…arent u the one who propogated Maula Jatt style? 
Future wife in the context that I am not married yet. “Maula jutt” style can still be used only after there is a certain level of comfort gained.
Better yet, instead of yelling “NIIIIIIIIIIIIIII KURRRRRRRIIIIIYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE” one can use Noori Nath’s line “NAVA AYA HAIN SORIAN”
Shamsheer ul Haq
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Better yet, instead of yelling "NIIIIIIIIIIIIIII KURRRRRRRIIIIIYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" one can use Noori Nath's line "NAVA AYA HAIN SORIAN"
Shamsheer ul Haq
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What if u get a reply like....."naeen nawein to naeen, assee te puraane vee o gaye" :-| :p