Wedding cake not shared with the guests?

[saimab33]

@Colourful eyes

one time I went to this wedding and they had a 3 tier cake, bride groom cut the cake and the FAt Umpa Lumpa father of the bride was in charge of cutting the cake. The greedy git shared the top and middle cake with 200+ guests which was sliced so thin I could see my spoon through it. And I witnessed myself him putting the 3rd which was the largest cake in a box to take home, probably to fill his big fat tidd later.

If ur gonna have cake then make sure theres enough to go round!

I litterally laughed out loud when I read this! Your description was too funny!