Harry to Tom: ‘How did you find the weather while you were away?’ Tom: ‘It was just outside the front door.’
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A ship’s captain radios a lighthouse keeper, ‘Radio reception is very bad. Please spell out your weather report.’ The keeper replies, ‘W-E-T-H-O-R R-E-P-O-R-T.’ The captain says, ‘My God, that’s the worst spell of weather I’ve had in a long time.’
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Little Johnny walks into his classroom wearing a single glove. His teacher asks him what he’s doing. ‘Well ma’am,’ says Johnny. ‘I was watching the weather programme on TV and it said it was going to be sunny, but on the other hand it could get quite cold.’
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A lady goes over to visit one of her friends. While she is at her friend’s house it starts to rain, so her friend suggests she spend the night at her house and go home the next day. The lady agrees that makes sense and goes into the den to watch TV while her friend goes upstairs to put the kids to bed. When her host comes downstairs, she finds the lady coming in the front door, soaking wet. She asks, ‘Where have you been?’ ‘I went home to get my pyjamas!’
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I believe for every drop of rain that falls, a flower grows. And a roof leaks and a cricket game gets rained off, and a car rusts and…
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I’d cross the hottest desert, I’d swim the deepest sea, I’d climb the highest mountain, But I can’t come over tonight because it’s raining.
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A film crew was on location deep in the desert. One day an old man went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow, rain." The next day it rained. A week later, the man went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow, storm." The next day there was a hailstorm.
"This man is incredible," said the director. He told his secretary to hire the man to predict the weather.
However, after several successful predictions, the old man didn't show up for two weeks. Finally, the director sent for him. "I have to shoot a big scene tomorrow," said the director, "and I'm depending on you. What will the weather be like?" The man shrugged his shoulders. "Don't know," he said. "Radio broke."
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What goes up when the rain comes down? An umbrella.
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A day without sunshine is like night.
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Q: What do you call a sheep with no head and no legs?
A: A cloud!
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^ lol
This is my own Joke
It was a sunny day. My friend asked: It is proper sunshine today.Do you know where you are?
I said:I am in Spain. 
The truth was that,I was in England. 
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^ Aww...it does't always rain in England!
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In the old days, India had a brain drain problem.
During a recent visit to Chennai, with the streets flooded from overnight rain, there seems to be a rain drain problem.
Own sadela joke.
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:)
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The Red Indians asked their Chief in Autumn if the Winter was going to be cold or not. Not really knowing an answer, the chief replies that the Winter was going to be cold and that the members of the village were to collect wood to be prepared.
Being a good leader, he then went to the next phone booth and called the National Weather Service and asked, "Is this winter to be cold?" The man on the phone responded, "This Winter is going to be quite cold indeed."
So the Chief went back to speed up his people to collect even more wood to be prepared. A week later he called the National Weather Service again, "Is it going to be a very cold winter?" "Yes", the man replied, "it's going to be a very cold Winter."
So the Chief goes back to his people and orders them to go and find every scrap of wood they can find. Two weeks later he calls the National Weather Service again: "Are you absolutely sure that the Winter is going to be very cold?" "Absolutely," the man replies, "the Indians are collecting wood like crazy!"