A Sardar walked into a shop and asked the salesman ‘Can I buy this t.v.?’ The salesman replied ‘I’m sorry, we don’t sell to Sardars.’ The Sardar walked out, but soon returned, this time wearing a large wig and large glasses. He asked again ‘Can I buy this t.v.?’ The salesman answered again ‘I’m sorry, we don’t sell to Sardars.’ The Sardar walked out again, but soon returned. This time he was wearing dark sunglasses, he had removed his beard and dyed his hairs brown now. He asked the salesman again ‘Can I buy this t.v.?’ The salesman replied once more ‘I’m sorry, we don’t sell to Sardars.’ The Sardar was really annoyed now and asked the salesman how he knew it was he all the time. The salesman said, " Because its not a tv, its a microwave!!!"
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