Re: Ways to Turn Off Desi Men
isnt that what all pakistani men do?
i dont think that mushtaq ali in chuck number biyaleeh, zilaa mardaaan really acts american when he needs to.
Tried and tested successfully - awww you remind me of my dad, so cute.
They HATE it.
really????????... i often tell my husband he reminds me my grandfather...
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Tell them your a NHL fan and then top it off by saying how you think cricket isn't a real sport!
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i prefer ice hockey over cricket...
none of my desi pals who grew up here care about cricket
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Desi women discussing ways to turn off a man !! 
Is it 2012 already ? 
He may just ignore her.
or say
Sunaiye BAJI.. 
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The best way to really annoy him is to promise him of introducing two of your cute girlfriends and instead...
....introduce him to only one. :( Guranteed to work...;)
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Good one!
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I would say body hair, but apparently there are some like Jimmy who don't get turned off by it :D
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“Your ammi ji is really annoying”
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Talk about marriage right off the bat. Never a larger turn off than that!
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"you wear red runners"
Me: umm no it has few red spots on it but they are actually white ( shows her my shoes)
"But Larkiyan wear such color ".. then the giggle begins
Me: of course men wear em too hence it's made for us
"but it looks so chachoraa"
Me: err.. okay buh bye.. talk to me when you are back from your grandma's pind.
simply a turn off for me!!
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tell him his mother is sooo annoying
hog the remote forever
spend all his money without asking
have a party, invite the whole hog without telling him -
wear really revealing and see through clothes when visiting your in laws LOL
Flirt with his friends in front of him
get really fat
Re: Ways to Turn Off Desi Men
do what he tells you not to do. 
Would they be turned off differently from guys of other races? I'm sure that many general behaviors (lack of cleanliness, body odor, blatant unsanitary habits, arrogance, etc) would turn off a lot of men regardless of ethnicity.
1) Pick your nose...eat the contents......or wipe them on him.
2) If he's a conservative desi guy....tell him about your wild lifestyle (drinking, clubbing, etc) Smoke, drink, curse, in front of him.
3) If he's a momma's boy.....dis his mom.
4) If he's heterosexual....tell him you're gay. Inform him about the surgical details of your sex change operation.
5) If he has a thick desi accent.......mimic it.
6) Pretend you suffer from severe short-term memory. Interrupt him every 5 minutes and ask him to repeat what he said earlier.
7) Pretend you hear voices in your head. Kindly inform him that the voices are plotting to silence him forever.
8) Reverse the gender roles. Tell him how you plan to bring home the dough and that you expect him to raise the babies, cook the meal, do the laundry, wipe the floors, etc.
9) Point at him and laugh after everything he says.
10) Play copy-cat. Copy everything he says and does. Monkey see..monkey do.
11) Pick a phrase......and repeat it....for every question or comment he makes. How are you? "I see dead people".....What do you like to do? "I see dead people".......What's your name?......"I see dead people".........Any hobbies?.........."I see dead people"........So what are your thoughts on this issue?......"I see dead people"..........What do you think of me? ..."I see dead people"..............Nice meeting ya..bye.........."I see dead people."
12) Come on to him.........very strongly....to the point it embarrasses him. If he's the kind who wants to be chased......he'll be turned off.
13) Blow a kiss at his brother....and wink at his dad. Pretend to hit on his sister.
14) When he asks if you like to travel........tell him how you enjoy your weekly visits to the loony bin to get your meds and shots.
**15) **Don't play the sharmeeli larki who giggles at every thing he says and stares at the floor. Instead..........eye him up and down.....while saying "Mmm mmm mmm" (like Campbell's soup commercial).........Stare at him with hungry eyes like he's a piece of chocolate cake......make sure to salivate heavily.
^Lol at no. 13
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take off the makeup....
quick and effective... guaranteed to work. A simple face rinse would do! He will not only get turned OFF but you might have to splash water on him so he can regain his conscious
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tell him he needs makeup 
- Tell them "Hold on, I'll brb. Gotta put frozen pizza in the oven for dinner".
Please add. :D
Tried and tested successfully - awww you remind me of my dad, so cute.
They HATE it.
^^ I was going to type that. Call him bhaiya.
None of this stuff would bother me in the least. I don't mind frozen food. My wife often compares me to my FIL but I always take it as a compliment. Most of my friends wives also refer to me as "bhai" and my wife adds the title to any of my friends names when refering to referring to them.
Would they be turned off differently from guys of other races? I'm sure that many general behaviors (lack of cleanliness, body odor, blatant unsanitary habits, arrogance, etc) would turn off a lot of men regardless of ethnicity.
1) Pick your nose...eat the contents......or wipe them on him.
2) If he's a conservative desi guy....tell him about your wild lifestyle (drinking, clubbing, etc) Smoke, drink, curse, in front of him.
3) If he's a momma's boy.....dis his mom.
4) If he's heterosexual....tell him you're gay. Inform him about the surgical details of your sex change operation.
5)*** If he has a thick desi accent.......mimic it.
6) Pretend you suffer from severe short-term memory. Interrupt him every 5 minutes and ask him to repeat what he said earlier.
7) Pretend you hear voices in your head. Kindly inform him that the voices are plotting to silence him forever.
8) Reverse the gender roles. Tell him how you plan to bring home the dough and that you expect him to raise the babies, cook the meal, do the laundry, wipe the floors, etc.
9) Point at him and laugh after everything he says.
10) Play copy-cat. Copy everything he says and does. Monkey see..monkey do.
11) Pick a phrase......and repeat it....for every question or comment he makes. How are you? "I see dead people".....What do you like to do? "I see dead people".......What's your name?......"I see dead people".........Any hobbies?.........."I see dead people"........So what are your thoughts on this issue?......"I see dead people"..........What do you think of me? ..."I see dead people"..............Nice meeting ya..bye.........."I see dead people."
12) Come on to him.........very strongly....to the point it embarrasses him. If he's the kind who wants to be chased......he'll be turned off.
13) Blow a kiss at his brother....and wink at his dad. Pretend to hit on his sister.
14) When he asks if you like to travel........tell him how you enjoy your weekly visits to the loony bin to get your meds and shots.
**15) **Don't play the sharmeeli larki who giggles at every thing he says and stares at the floor. Instead..........eye him up and down.....while saying "Mmm mmm mmm" (like Campbell's soup commercial).........Stare at him with hungry eyes like he's a piece of chocolate cake......make sure to salivate heavily.
This type of stuff would not only turn off a desi guy, but most likely anyone from the human race (and possibly beyond).
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Some of the ways posted in this thread are so lame. I think most of the guyz are smart enough to tackle that..
And here I remember a statement/slogan very popular in my early college life, and I bet it would still be well known by those who are in colleges right now, that is, "You are not a guy if you cannot handle a gul".. I know it'll enrage many of the feminists, but my point is very simple. Ladies should better understand that guyz are not stupid to be turned off that easily. But if you dont want to, we wont pull you out of your utopia. :)
Cheers!!