Re: Ways to Turn Off Desi Men
^^ I was going to type that. Call him bhaiya.
Tried and tested successfully - awww you remind me of my dad, so cute.
They HATE it.
Yes! "you remind me of my brother/dad" works like a dream! :D
I guess constantly mentioning past relationships, even if you have to make them up, then you can always remind him how he compares with these past boyfriends/imaginary boyfriends... I'm sure that would put him off.
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Imaginary boyfriends?
:lmao:
As in, “Joe was so much better than you”.
“Who is Joe?”
“My imaginary boyfriend from elementary school”
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“Suniye BHAI”
Bas and then walk away…qissa khatam
Yeah, I guess that would put him off as well. But, I meant guys don’t like being compared to other guys especially a girl’s ex so even if you have to make a guy up then do it!
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Question to all desi feminists trying to excel each other here: why would you make anything up to turn guys off, I mean why not telling you are not into them straightforwardly is an option? Or it’s just that you luv to pretend instead of addicting to being true 
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It's fun.
But guys should be familiar with that concept. They mess around with girls' heads all the time.
A friend’s gf said that to him. Bless him he was so upset he actually showed me the present too 
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Trust me PCG you don’t need to put in any effort to turn men off. You manage that very well just by being yourself :k:
Hahah..May be he wanted to confirm that was it really cheap 
Would they be turned off differently from guys of other races? I'm sure that many general behaviors (lack of cleanliness, body odor, blatant unsanitary habits, arrogance, etc) would turn off a lot of men regardless of ethnicity.
1) Pick your nose...eat the contents......or wipe them on him.
2) If he's a conservative desi guy....tell him about your wild lifestyle (drinking, clubbing, etc) Smoke, drink, curse, in front of him.
3) If he's a momma's boy.....dis his mom.
4) If he's heterosexual....tell him you're gay. Inform him about the surgical details of your sex change operation.
5)*** If he has a thick desi accent.......mimic it.
6) Pretend you suffer from severe short-term memory. Interrupt him every 5 minutes and ask him to repeat what he said earlier.
7) Pretend you hear voices in your head. Kindly inform him that the voices are plotting to silence him forever.
8) Reverse the gender roles. Tell him how you plan to bring home the dough and that you expect him to raise the babies, cook the meal, do the laundry, wipe the floors, etc.
9) Point at him and laugh after everything he says.
10) Play copy-cat. Copy everything he says and does. Monkey see..monkey do.
11) Pick a phrase......and repeat it....for every question or comment he makes. How are you? "I see dead people".....What do you like to do? "I see dead people".......What's your name?......"I see dead people".........Any hobbies?.........."I see dead people"........So what are your thoughts on this issue?......"I see dead people"..........What do you think of me? ..."I see dead people"..............Nice meeting ya..bye.........."I see dead people."
12) Come on to him.........very strongly....to the point it embarrasses him. If he's the kind who wants to be chased......he'll be turned off.
13) Blow a kiss at his brother....and wink at his dad. Pretend to hit on his sister.
14) When he asks if you like to travel........tell him how you enjoy your weekly visits to the loony bin to get your meds and shots.
**15) **Don't play the sharmeeli larki who giggles at every thing he says and stares at the floor. Instead..........eye him up and down.....while saying "Mmm mmm mmm" (like Campbell's soup commercial).........Stare at him with hungry eyes like he's a piece of chocolate cake......make sure to salivate heavily.
Velvet thats borderline psychotic! This is not a turn off this is a divorce! :D
carry on ladies, I'm really enjoying it here. Now I know what to not take serious with my one.
Aakhir dhitai bhi koi cheez hai.... ;)
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^ wow you're close to getting a custom avatar! yay!!!!
thanks! 
I do try.
^ wow you're close to getting a custom avatar! yay!!!!
Thanks yar.. I also want take off this cap now :)
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^pretty close man keep flooding! you'll get it thats what i did:)
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say something bas about his sister ... he'll probably tell u off and never see ur face again
I thought so too lol
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oh just act like a desi princess who wants to be desi when it suits her and american when it suits her and you will get the job done :)
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Isn't that what all Pakistani men do?
So, basically, don't act like a hypocrite Pakistani male queen?