Make sure you nag them at least three times about things you know they can’t possibly address immediately, like their cigarette addiction, their height, their mothers.
Be ready to back up your correct point of view with examples of actions dating back five years or so. In example, “Remember that time when you showed up an hour late because you were stuck in traffic? Are you stuck in traffic everyday?!”
Remind them that lots of cute girls and guys were interested in you before you graciously chose your spouse.
Dump clean and dirty clothes together in one pile.
Talk about his mother.
Have all calls from family forwarded to 911, the operator, 411, the Police, the CIA, Home Depot, any Indian restaurant specializing in delivery.
No point is too small or insignificant to haggle over until late in the night.
The couch is an excellent place for your spouse to think things over at night.
While youre googling pics of Vic Secret Models or white/black actors, say loudly, " I wish Nilu would stop sending me nude photos of John Abraham!
Tell them you wont allow conjugal visits unless they vote for Barak Hussein Obama.
No.I find it really strange why anyone would want to start an argument with their spouse.
I’ve seen people asking ways to end an argument BUT this is the 1st time I’m seeing someone wanting to start an argument. STRANGE !!
Make sure you nag them at least three times about things you know they can't possibly address immediately, like their cigarette addiction, their height, their mothers.
Be ready to back up your correct point of view with examples of actions dating back five years or so. In example, "Remember that time when you showed up an hour late because you were stuck in traffic? Are you stuck in traffic everyday?!"
Remind them that lots of cute girls and guys were interested in you before you graciously chose your spouse.
Dump clean and dirty clothes together in one pile.
Talk about his mother.
Have all calls from family forwarded to 911, the operator, 411, the Police, the CIA, Home Depot, any Indian restaurant specializing in delivery.
No point is too small or insignificant to haggle over until late in the night.
The couch is an excellent place for your spouse to think things over at night.
While youre googling pics of Vic Secret Models or white/black actors, say loudly, " I wish Nilu would stop sending me nude photos of John Abraham!
Tell them you wont allow conjugal visits unless they vote for Barak Hussein Obama.
Cheers!
heheheeheheheh.......this is soooooooooooooooooo true!!! i love it...cheered me up for the day!
hahahaha! OMG! I have just a couple of shows that I like to watch at night. My hubby is always working in his home office when he’s not at his regular office so he very rarely sits and chats with me. UNTIL my show starts. IN-evitably, he comes in, sits down and starts in with “Hey so how have you been and whats new” within the first 5 minutes of my program.
