List the different ways in which humans die in broad categories such as accidents, health issues, in sleep, in sujood, murder, suicide and so on.
**In your opinion, what is the most painless way to die? (other than in sujood or sleep) **
What do you think is the best way to die? (painless and best are not synonyms )
PS: No, I’m not contemplating suicide 
I don’t trust you. You’re sure contemplating suicide 
Sorry no help from me 
Nahi nahi.. Jahannam se bohot dar lagta hai.. I don’t think I’ll ever contemplate suicide…
A silent heart attack in sleep 
The most painless way to die is chulu bhar pani mai marna…
Thank you for reminding me about my last night’s dream where I saw my family is looking at a box i.e. a Coffin. And guess who’s in the coffin. Yours truly. 
@LP very Morbid Topic so I want to cheer it up with some very old shaayree:
***Nazo andaz se kehte hain ki jina hoga
Zeher bhi dete hain toh kehte hain ki pina hoga
Jab mai pita hu toh kehte hai ki marta bhi nahi
Jab mai marta hu toh kehte hain ki jina hoga***
I simply love this stanza 
^^ wah wah wah @Obama whose piece of shaayri is that?
It is from a Classic Qawwali from the very old Film Barsaat ki Raat from 1960! best of the Best :k:
^^ Ob, you like that qawwaali? 
I couldn’t get past a few seconds after the ‘aAaa aAaa’ started 
Most important question on my mind right now. Do you really like that qawwaali?
I love how discussion has turned from ‘ways to die’ to ‘Do you really like that qawwali?’ 
it is known as a “Generation Gap” …
Boy: Bauuu!!!
Girl: Haye me mar gai..
On the other hand.. the best way to die is.. “Sanam hum tum pe marte hai”..
P.S: Ye kya sujhi LP aapko?? 
A bullet to the head is a quick way to die. I guess the pain last for only few nanoseconds.
The best way to die is probably in sujood in Masjid ul Haram.