I am damn serious about the topic. Please quote me where it appears to you that I am sarcastic.
Please do not act as my spokesperson on this forum. I will reply as soon as possible after performing my duties ; as long as i am not part of random slaughter house rituals on every friday afternoon in Pakistan.
I am here to reply you and other honorable members who are curious to know the reasons why i am interested in knowing the way and procedures for conversion.
Aceones! said and I quote :
I concur. I admire them and seek opinion. I ask you folks ***(who participated in this thread ) ***to chip in and give your opinion
here
http://www.paklinks.com/gs/religion-and-scripture/298791-jews-dont-believe-uzair-is-son-of-god.html
Read the topic and answer according to your understanding in your own words in that specific thread not here. thanks 
In This thread I am still looking for answers of my questions regarding procedure of conversion and final standing.