Wats Ur Designation??

  1. Project Manager is a Person who thinks Nine women can deliver a baby in One month.

  2. Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a baby.

  3. Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.

  4. Client is the one who doesn’t know why he wants a baby.

  5. Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.

  6. Resource Optimization Team thinks they don’t need a man or woman; they’ll produce a child with zero resources.

  7. Documentation Team thinks they don’t care whether the child is delivered, they’ll just document 9 months.

  8. Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby.

so wats ur designation

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  1. Cyberian ... who think anything is possible ... anything means anything ;)

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10) Designer: experiment, decides and layout a print for with whom and how he wants the baby :)

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Well according to the situation then:
A Philosopher is a person who thinks a man can get pregnant.!!!

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^good thinking

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are you philosopher ????

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Customer Service Rep: If the baby grows up to be a nasty kid, I am the one who gets blamed...:D

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:rotfl: ha ha

nice one dude :slight_smile:

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haha...ya'll r crazyy

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12:- CEO- who makes sure baby is delievered and all proper procedures are followed throught the process.

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haha. Lajawab, it could be, "if A baby on ANY part of the planet grows up to be a nasty kid, a CSR HAS to be blamed and he HAS to accept the responsibility for it and make 1000 promises to the parents that it would not happen again in the future."