**“The car won’t start,” said a wife to her husband. “I think there’s water in the carburettor.”
“How do you know?” said the husband scornfully. “You don’t even know what the carburettor is.”** **
“I’m telling you,” repeated the wife, “I’m sure there’s water in the carburettor.”** **
“We’ll see,” mocked the husband. “Let me check it out. Where’s the car?”** **
*“In the swimming pool.” ***
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