A guy goes to a bar and asks the bartender for one of the strongest drinks he can make. The bartender goes, “Whats wrong, u seem a lil down”. “Yeah well, I got laid off today” replies the guy. The bartender says, “Sorry to hear that, here maybe this thing would cheer you up a little”, and he pulls out a brief case from underneath the counter, opens it up and a man about 12 inches tall comes out of it, pulls out a little piano and starts playing a tune. The guy looking at it in amazement asks, “what the heck is this, where did u get this from”. The bartender goes, “Well one day I opened up this bottle of liquor, and a genie came out of it and granted me a wish”. The guy goes, “well can you open that bottle again, maybe I can ask the genie for a wish as well?”. So the Bartender opens up that bottle again and the genie comes out. The guy looks at the genie and says, “I want one million bucks right now”. The genie snaps his fingers and in a matter of seconds, the whole bar is full of countless number of ducks. “What the hell, I asked for a million bucks, the stupid genie has probably given me a million ducks, whats wrong with him, is he a little deaf or something?”. And the bartender goes, “Do you actually think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?” !
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