An Indian and a Pakistani recently arrived to a college in the USA went to the men’s room between classes. The Pakistani guy finished his business washed his hands and was waiting for the Indian to finish.
The Indian finished but didnt wash his hands, and in a hurry said "come let go or we’ll be late.
So the Pakistani said, " In India dont they teach you to wash your hand after pi…ing??
So the Indian replied " NO, but they teach us not to pi… on our hands…