Smile
A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
College
A place where some pursue learning and others learn pursuing.
Etc
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Office
A place where you can relax after your strenuous homelife.
Ecstasy
A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.
Committee
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
Politician
One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.
Optimist
A person who starts taking bath if he accidently falls into river.
Pessimist
A person who says that “O” is the last letter in ZERO, instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY.
Diplomat
A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
Classic
A book which people praise but do not read.
Dictionary
The only place where divorce comes before marriage.
Miser
A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
Marriage
It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor’s degree and a woman gains her master’s.
Father
A banker provided by nature.
Rumour
News that travel at the speed of sound.
Criminal
A guy no different from the rest of us, except that he got caught.
Worry
Interest paid on trouble before it falls due.
Boss
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Philosopher
A fool who torments himself during life but who will be spoken of when dead.
Tears
The hydraulic force by which masculine power is defeated by feminine power.
Yawn
The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
Experience
The name men give to their mistakes.
Atom Bomb
An invention to end all inventions.
Doctor
A person who kills your ills by pills and kills health with his bills!