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My wife asked if the Jury in the Michael Jackson trial had reached a verdict. I said “Not that I know of”..She asked what I thought would happen if he ended up going to jail.

I said two things…

a) He will be the head queen in the annual prison ball and will be made to wear sequined gloves on both hands

b) He will convert to Islam or become a bible thumper…

what do you think prison holds for jacko?

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He will be found not guilty. Not that he is innocent mind you, but I don't think the prosecution proved it's case.

On the other hand if he is convicted he will never be in prison. He would swallow a bottle of pills first.

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I was wastching MSNBC and one of the corrspondents mentioned that he won't survive much longer there and would be killed by other inmates -- child molesters are considered the lowest of the low in prisons.

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I think he should become spokesperson for UNICEF. I think that the white establishment is after him. It’s all about jealously and racism against bleached people who have a liking for young boys.

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LI - usually that is the case except he's a star.

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^^

He hasn't been a 'star' in quite some time.

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his shoes still sparkle so he is star enough for me

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^^

Still writing him fan letters hiccy? :D

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Im currently camped outside the courtroom. The one in the micheal jackson getup. :p

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LI - He's definitely not a star to me, but I hear too much about how he is being set-up (which I believe is a crock of hooey, he's a pedophile). Too many people get star-struck - look at OJ and Robert Blake - even if the star is no longer burning and just a black hole sucking the life out of everyone, people still are like "ooohhhhhhhhh".

ok..... yeah..... kinda in a bad/depressed mood....... but you know what I mean

hiccup - no offense, just a POV, sorry

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My guess is not guilty on the larger charges but guilty on some of the smaller charges or maybe a hung jury. The mothership will pick him up before they get him in jail though.

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no offense taken lovely, i was in jest.

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There will plenty of Smooth Criminals (Black or White) saying The Girl is Mine in reference to this PYT. He'll Scream Leave Me Alone but it will be Dangerous because they Don't Stop till They Get Enough. So Michael, Get off the Wall, Get On the Floor, and Enjoy Yourself because Ben, Dirty Diana and Billie Jean are going to show you that What Goes Around Comes Around when they Shake Your Body (Down to the Ground).

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:rotfl:

Seminole, ur just a bundle of hidden talents aren’t you??? LOL

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In short… his time in prison is going to be a thriller.

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I don't think he'll be able to face The Man in the Mirror again.

(lame, I know)

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If you ask me, he should not be sent to prison, but to a mental institution. He doesn't know what he is doing. When he came on national television and said "what is wrong with having young kids sleep in your bed", when those young kids are not his own, its clear that he doesn't know society's values. Its part of growing up, which unfortunately he skipped while making money as a music super star. He is now mentally immature, and while that doesn't make him a raving lunatic, he should not be allowed to have relationships with other young kids.

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Meanwhile in more Bizzarro Hollywierd news, the trial of record producer Phil Spector begins.

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Faisal, all I got to say it.."shammon..shammon...your butt is mine..shammon.."

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Faisal - oh please, he knows that what he is doing is wrong. He is just so used to yes men saying "ur right, mikey, nothing wrong with that" like that have been for that last 40+ yrs and glossing over the truth because their jobs depended on it. He's a pedophile. He may be out of touch with reality and he may have started to believe his own fairytales, but he has a definite sense of what is right and what is wrong. Sure, he needs therapy, but he also needs prison, a big slamming dose of reality.

And for all those people who think he will go into general population, dream on.