Walking into a bar jokes

A Man walks into a bar and says ouch

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A fish walks into a bar and the bartender says: "What do you want?" The fish croaks "water."

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A guy walks into a bar. The guy behind him ducks.

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This horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey, buddy, why the long face...

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A man walked into a bar and sat down next to a man with a dog at his feet. "Does your dog bite?" he asked. "No." was the reply. A few minutes later the dog took a huge chunk out of his leg. "I thought you said your dog doesn't bite!" the man said indignantly. "That's not my dog." was the answer...

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A Bear walks into a bar and asks for "A ................. Beer" The Barman says why the long PAUSE , the Bear shows him his PAWS and says I was born that way!

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A dyslexic walks into bra

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^ :)

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:hehe:

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:hehe:

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:omg:

too cute…

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Good stuff. Cracked me up.

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:omg: