Wajpai

Atul Bihari Wajpai is speeding through Bihar with his chauffeur at the wheel on his way to an important address. Driving down a country road, the chauffeur (who is distracted, looking out the window at the countryside)doesn’t see a pig walk out onto the road, and he hits in with the car.
Stopping the car, he jumps out, and Wajpai climbs out also to see what is going on. The chauffeur, very distressed by what he’s done asks Mr. Presedent what they should do, and President tells him impatiently that they’re in a hurry and they should move the pig to the side of the road and go to the address and worry about it later.
All the way to the address the chauffeur, who is a fairly good-hearted person despite his employer, is worried about the family who owned the pig and wondered how they’d react to discovering the pig, so when they
arrived he asked Wajpai whether he should drive back to the farm and let them know what happened.
Wajpai agrees before hurrying to the podium, and the Chauffeur hurries back down the road.
Four hours later, he was stumbling down the road, his arms full of gifts. Wajpai in a rage demands to know what has happened to him, and the chauffeur explains, “I did what I thought was right. I went to the farm
where he killed the pig. When I went and knocked on the door and gave them the news, they gave me these gifts, fed me the best food I’ve ever tasted and then sent me on my way.”

Wajpai seemed confused by this and asks his chauffeur, “well what exactly did you tell them” To which the chauffeur replied "I really can’t understand it either, all I
did was tell them “I’m Wajpai’s Chauffeur, and I killed the pig.”

Good one.

haahaahaa!

goooooooooooood


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Nawaz Sherrif comes to Delhi for a meeting with Vajpayee.

After dinner, Vajpayee says to Nawaz Sherrif:
"Well Nawaz, I don't know what you think of the members of your
Cabinet, but mine are all bright and brilliant."

How do you know?" asks Nawaz Sherrif

"Oh well, it's simple", says Vajpayee. "They all have to take
special tests before they can be a minister. Wait a second".

He calls Advani over and says to him "Tell me Advaniji, who is the
child
of your father and of your mother who is not your brother and is
not
your sister?"

"Ah, that's simple", says Advani, "it is me..!"
"Well done Advani", says Vajpayee.
Nawaz Sherrif is very impressed.

He returns to Islamabad and wonders about the intelligence of the
members of his Cabinet.
He calls his favourite member of cabinet and asks:
"Tell me, who is the child of your father and of your mother who is
not your brother and is not your sister? "

He thinks and thinks and doesn't know the answer. "Can I think about
it a bit further Nawaz ? May I let you know tomorrow ?"

"Of course", says Nawaz Sherrif , "you've got 24 hours."

He goes away, thinks as hard as he can, calls in his Cabinet
Secretary, Chief Secretaries and Joint Secretaries, but no-one
knows the answer.

Twenty hours later, the member of Nawaz's cabinet is very worried
still no answer and only 4 hours to go.

Eventually he thinks: "I'll ask Benazir, she's clever, she'll know
the answer." and he calls Benazir.
"Benazir ", he says, "tell me who is the child of your father and of
your mother who is not your brother and is not your sister ?"

"Very simple", says Benazir, "it's me !"

"Of course" says the Cabinet member and rings to Nawaz Sherrif.

He says, "Nawaz, I've got the answer: It's Benazer Bhutto".

"No, you idiot", says Nawaz Sherrif, "It's Advani".

lololololololololol..... :) :) :)... rofl.. :) :)

Heard the very same joke as mp but it was about nawaz’s visit to USA.

Still very nice.

:slight_smile:


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Both these jokes were excellent I absolutley loved them

Good work Raja babu and mp

Keep it up