The company I work for offers tours through the historic
district of Anapolis, MD, led by guides dressed in Colonial
clothing. While leading a group, one of our guides, Dave,
tripped and fell, breaking his wrist.
He went to the hospital, and as he sat in the emergency room,
a policeman walked by. Doing a double-take at Dave in his 18th
century garb, he asked, “Just how long have you been waiting?”