**Customer :Waiter, do you serve crabs?
Waiter :Please sit down sir, we serve everyone.
Customer:Waiter, there’s a dead beetle in my soup.
Waiter:Yes sir, they are not very good swimmers.
Waiter: I’ve stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog’s leg.
Customer: Don’t tell me your problems. Give the menu card.**
especially the second one 
