I am new at this forum so if you dont find this joke interesting please dont laugh !:biggrin:
"Aik Paindu Apni Shadi Walayee Raat Ko apni Biwi Kaye Pass Baith Ker Bolta Haye:- ’ Googhant Chuk Ni’.
Biwi Bolti haye :-’ Nayee’
Wo phir Bolta haye :-’ Googhant Chuk Ni’.
Biwi Bolti haye :-’ Nayee’
Wo phir Bolta haye :-’ Googhant Chuk Ni’.
Biwi Bolti haye :-’ Nayee’
Akhir Tang aa ker apni biwi ka ‘Shaana’ Hila ker bolta haye
“Waikhalye Meri Phen Nayee” ?
This othe one was told by Abarar ul-Haq Here in New York Show in 2002.
He goes " Quaida-e-azam university mein hum sab loag bohot hulla gulla kertaaye thaye, hum logoun ka aik group hooa kerta tha. Aaik meri friend thien Faiza. Aik then mein Faiza aur mairaye chund doast group mein baitaye baatien ker rahaye tha tou pata nahi Faiza ko kia sooji aur bolnaye lagayee.
"Abrar Jab Dou Loag aapas mein piyaar saye baat kertaye hein na tou ‘ARRSH’ per Allah Miaan Muskra Daitaye hein’. Abarar goes mein tou uski baat sun ker Apni hunsi dabba ker chup ho gaya laikin. Mairaye Sharrarti dostoun mein saye Shakeel bohot Badmash tha. Uss saye raha na gaya and he went and asked Faiza …
Faiza aap naye kia bola ?
Faiza goes "Jab Dou Loag aapas mein piyaar saye baat kertaye hein na tou ‘ARRSH’ per Allah Miaan Muskra Daitaye hein’
Shakeel goes, " Faiza aap aik moqqa tou dein, Mein naye Allah mian kaye ‘QHEQAYE’ na lagwa diya tou phir bolna.
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Do tell me ..which one was good ?
apna 