**If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman.
If you don’t, you are not a man.
If you praise her, she thinks you are lying.
If you don’t, you are good for nothing.
If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp.
If you don’t, you are not understanding.
If you visit her often, she thinks it is boring.
If you don’t, she accuses you of double-crossing.
If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy.
If you don’t, you are a dull boy.
If you are jealous, she says it’s bad.
If you don’t, she thinks you do not love her.
If you attempt a romance, she says you didn’t respect her.
If you don’t, she thinks you do not like her.
If you are a minute late, she complains it’s hard to wait.
If she is late, she says that’s a girl’s way.
If you visit another man, you’re not putting in “quality time”.
If she is visited by another woman, “oh it’s natural, we are girls”.
If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold.
If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage.
If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics.
If you do, she thinks it’s just one of men’s tactics for seduction.
If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting.
If she is stared by other men, she says that they are just admiring.
If you talk, she wants you to listen.
If you listen, she wants you to talk.
In short:
So simple, yet so complex.
So weak, yet so powerful.
So confusing, yet so desirable.
So damning, yet so wonderful…**
Very very funny!!! Although ...i happen to be a woman...but i totally agree with all of this. But that is only because us women have very very fragile feelings.
[This message has been edited by SAJAL (edited September 15, 2000).]
Walekum Adab Janu bhai,
NO hard feelings. I was kidding too. See i am smiling. I am here to have fun. Na ke kuch logon ki tarah larae (oh mere khuda ye mere mun se kia nikal gye...ab is pe pata nahi kitni batain sunni parein ge.
SAJAL...yes you are right,we all are here to have fun,not to get mad at each other or curse at each other...zindigy do din ke hai...khushi khushi guzarne chaya..should enjoy most of it..hai na bolo na yar.
Good keep smiling...
I QUOTE YOU.. Na ke kuch logon ki tarah larae...YOU ARE 100% RIGHT...