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I have to frequently call a guy - Arun something something
His Voice Message starts with a Naseehat and ends with a Naseehat 
Remember friends, the grass is always greener on the other side of the mountain
I am gonna punch him in the nose when I meet him in person 
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Gussey mein kyon aa rahi ho, please daantna nahi 
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u know the reason phir:clown:
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i remeber bahi jaan ke cell per kese black ip resturant ke naam se call ati thi ek din tang akey kha
bahi jaan : "this is black ip resturant, how i can help u ??? "
lady: " well i need two fish burgers, one jumbo blah blah nlah "
bahi jaan: "no problem mam may have ur name and phone number , ur oder will be ready in 20 mins, it will cost $19.37 " 
u can imgaine after wards
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Ghalti ho gayi, please maaf kar do na Aaenda aisa nahi hoga 
Mein tou aisay hi mazaq kar raha tha
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lol hahahahahahaha omg thankyou for that song did you make it up yourself? 
that was so cute hahahhah
anyways, so when i finally do get a cell phone looks up to the sky and sighs
…my voice mail will be something stupid like me and friends saying every other word in the recording hahahaha it sounds hilarious we did it once for one of our friends.
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simply press 7 :halo:
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^ wht part of his post you didnt understand ? 
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hahahahahahahaha…i JUST read this
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@ people
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nobody is here to take your call right now,
but if you leave your name and number
someone will be sure to call you right back
thank you for calling and have a great day
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one time i called a friends phone:
him: hello?
me: hey it’s fatima …
him: helloooo-oo?
me: hello? yea it’s fatima how are y–
him: haha sike i’m just playing. you’ve reached my voicemail, leave a message after the beep.
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^haha i loveeeeeee that!!!