...Voicemails...

It’s a great service but there are 2 things that really tick me off.

  1. You hear the long message, then the stupid machine goes “To leave a voicemail, press 1, to leave a numeric page, press 2, when you are finished, press 0 or just hang up” Everytime I press 1 before hearing this whole message, it turns out to be another provided who has programmed it differently and 1 means to leave a numeric message and 2 is to leave a voice message. Then I have to call the number and go through the whole stupid message again.

  2. People do not pay attention to what the voicemail message says. My cell phone’s message is “Hi, this is Sohail, please leave a message and I will get back to you as soon as I can, thanks.”. You would think people would listen to what I say, but NO. I just had a message from a lady and here is the message:

“Hey **Frank, **I am at such and such place with the kids. I was wondering if you could come join us. We will play games, eat, and have a lot of fun. No gambling though :hehe: I will see you here then. Bye”

And this is not the first time it happened. I get that a lot. People will just ignore my name and leave the message for someone else!!!

Anything annoying happened to you?

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hahahah oh man one time some black woman kept leaving messeges on my sister’s phone, and she would call like right in the middle of her classes and leave msgs :smack:.

so then one day during lunch i changed my sister’s voicemail addressing the woman saying

"hi this is sara’s cell phone, leave a messege. if this is that insane black woman calling to leave a messege, don’t bother. no we will not take the chicken out of the fridge for you or drive the kids home from school or any of that other crap you’ve been asking :grumpy: "

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:rotfl: frank!
No, I don’t get such calls :snooty:. My phone number is only for relatives.
Oh wait…I did get this call once from my sister’s boss. My sister once took my phone for a week since my brother took hers… I guess she gave my phone number to him mad. So her boss calls me one day around 11 o clock in the morning (mind you I was sleeping and he freaking distrubed me! I get pissed off when people disturb me while I’m sleeping :mad: ).
Me: Hello?
Him:Amna, where are you?
Me: huh?
Him:Amna?
Me:huh?
Him:Is this amna?
Me: This isn’t her phone :mad:
Him:I apologize…
Me: Hung up on him

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hi you have reached (my name)
if this is a collection agency, i am in jail and dying of cancer, and have a big husbandi in jail name bubba.
if this is my boss, i am sick today, because i had to put up with your bull**** yesterday
if this is Dal, or mellisa or Gus.
you know wher to go.
if this is my mother

hi mom
i am in the room, but please knock before you barg in.

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so you're a girl?!?!

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continues
and if this is anyone under the age of 10, please press 3825 633

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lol no no i mean you are a girl. i’m trying to reveal your identity you moron :smack:

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look at your phone, you will see alphabets on your phone.
there are 3 on each numerical button.
now figure out what the number stands for

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omg i figured it out you are such a jerk rrgh i feel like such an idiot :mad:

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LOL
dont be sad
get mad

available in all variety store, must be of legal drinking age. some stores may apply service charges, please use responsibily, mad is a non profit organisization to catch jassoos, if you cant catch him then you better read those numbers again. for customer service please call 1-800-jas-soos

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just please…tell me who you are…please…just this one thing..i ask for nothing more :teary1: and i swear i wont tell anyone else :frowning:

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the question you have asked is not in the bible
please hang up and type your question again
this is a recording

the question you have asked is not in the bible
please hang up and type your question again
this is a recording

the question you have asked is not in the bible
please hang up and type your question again
this is a recording

the question you have asked is not in the bible
please hang up and type your question again
this is a recording

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that’s it buster you have TOTALLY ruined my day. :grumpy: don’t talk to me any more unless you tell me your old ID.

:teary1:

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hush little baby
dont yu cry
jassoos is gonna get yu
pakora and chai

when the chai
spills on yu
he will say

dhur fittay mhoon

(just kidding, phatti)

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I never knew Jassoos was such a meanie. Haww hayee...I always thought he was a sweet guppie in disguise. I think he's letting his evil self out on this ID.

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i am sorry, i didnt mean to.

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The one thing that I hate is when your phone says you have a voivemail and you check it and all there is is a “click”…:rolleyes:

what the hell is that all a bout? you listen to the whole damn voicemail message and then decide not to leave a message??? :confused: :frusty2:

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Paso baji ish nice to see ju Gsing :hula:

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Awwwwwwwwwwwww :hug:

that is so sweet :teary1:

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:blush:
Is main itni emotional honi wali baat b nahi hai :stuck_out_tongue:
Anyhooos…me out. Allah Hafiz :wave:
Adios :smooth: