Re: Voicemail
Congratulations Mr Voice ....You have been selected for a delicate and dangerous operation. A number of suspected alien entities have infiltrated this planet, masquerading as “filkers.” Your task is to study them in their natural habitat—a simulation of a “filkering convention”—and determine if indeed they are of extra-terrestrial origin. Naturally, this operation is for volunteers only, and due to the sub rosa nature of the subject matter, sadly ineligible for government funding. However, we are confident that your natural patriotism will not allow you to let Earth down in her hour of greatest need.... you are subjected to call us back on 0906-420-9-2-11 within 2 hrs of this message.