leave a message after the [EMAIL="beep…&$#@!#$%"]beep…&$#@!#$%
thank u
the voice will try to return all ur calls in due time 
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Hey Voici, your bday is ten days after mine 
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speak now ppl or forever hold ur peace. the voice welcomes ur suggestions and comments (ladies plz leave ur phone no. 
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:aq:
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i can guess ur number just like i guessed ur name 
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y'd u want my number?
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if u leave a message its only courtesy to return the call
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if u leave a message its only courtesy to return the call
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ohhh ryyyyyyyt.....oki den tell me ma numbah?
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the voice wishes to respect ur privacy
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Hi, this is CB from GS calling you regarding the penalty that is over due. Please send a check of $1099.99 ASAP otherwise [EMAIL="$#@!#$%"]$#@!#$% 
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i dont know no CB 
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Congratulations Mr Voice ....You have been selected for a delicate and dangerous operation. A number of suspected alien entities have infiltrated this planet, masquerading as “filkers.” Your task is to study them in their natural habitat—a simulation of a “filkering convention”—and determine if indeed they are of extra-terrestrial origin. Naturally, this operation is for volunteers only, and due to the sub rosa nature of the subject matter, sadly ineligible for government funding. However, we are confident that your natural patriotism will not allow you to let Earth down in her hour of greatest need.... you are subjected to call us back on 0906-420-9-2-11 within 2 hrs of this message.
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array pasiay laitey waqt to bohat batein ho rahi theen 
. chalo jaldi say message per amal karo 
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aghar tum preevacy mayray respect kartay ho to phir mayra surnaam kyun guess kya tha?
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that was a free preview for my potential customers :p