Hey y’all, i know, i know, its south african stuff, but u’ll get it i’m sure..
So enjoy
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Latest from the ministry of Transport. In the name of political correctness the name “Taxi” will be changed to “Computer”.
Why you may ask?
a) It has windows
b) It is driven by a floppy.
c) Very likely to catch a virus
d) Can crash at any time
e) Is always running out of space
f) Has a knack of irritating you
Home Sweet Home…
THE ADVANTAGES OF BEING SOUTH AFRICAN
- No need trying to keep up with the Joneses, they emigrated last week..
- You can eat half dried meat and not be considered disgusting.
- Nothing is your fault, you can blame it all on apartheid..
- You get to buy a new car every 3 months and the insurance company even pays for it..
- You can experience kak service in eleven official languages..
- Where else can you get oranges with 45%alcohol content at rugby matches?
- It’s the only country in the world where striking workers show how angry they are by dancing..
- You’re considered clumsy if you cannot: use a cellphone(without car kit), change CDs, drink a coke and smoke, all at the same time while driving a car at 160 kph on the highway.
9.Great accent.. - If you live in Johannesburg, you get to brag about living in the most dangerous city in the world..
- Burglar bars become a feature, and a great selling point for our house..
- You can decorate your garden walls with barbed wire..
- The police are the first on the scene for most major crimes, without being called…
YOU KNOW YOU’RE IN SOUTH AFRICA WHEN:
a) Votes have to be recounted until the right party wins..
b) When illegal immigrants leave the country because the crime rate is too high
c) The police ask you if they must follow up on the burglary you’ve just reported..
d) when a murderer gets a 2 year sentence and a pirate TV viewer 6 months.
e) The prisoners strike!
f) The police stations have panic buttons to call armed response when they are burgled.