THE BILL CLINTON VIRUS
Gives you a 7 Inch Hard Drive with No memory.
THE GEORGE W. BUSH VIRUS: Hides, but sends other files
to be destroyed on a daily basis.
THE BOB DOLE (AKA: VIAGRA) VIRUS:
Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy.
THE AL GORE VIRUS: Causes your computer to just keep counting.
THE MONICA LEWINSKY VIRUS: Sucks all the memory out of your
computer, then emails everyone about what it did.
THE MIKE TYSON VIRUS: Quits after two bytes.
THE JOEY BUTTAFUOCO VIRUS: Only attacks minor files.
THE AMY FISHER VIRUS: Attacks files that threaten it.
THE ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER VIRUS: Terminates some files, leaves, but
will be back.
THE LORENA BOBBITT VIRUS: Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5-inch
floppy, then discards it through Windows.
THE MADONNA VIRUS: Tries to restore itself to earlier condition but only makes
itself slower, & sloppier.
THE JENNIFER LOPEZ VIRUS: Connects with systems, goes dormant,
and leaves.
THE JANET JACKSON VIRUS: Exposes it’s (T) IT files to other connections.
THE CHER VIRUS: Rendered useless years ago, but refuses to go away.
THE PARIS HILTON VIRUS: Enters, goes down, and creates a disk
to record the event.
THE MICHAEL JACKSON VIRUS: Easily blocked by “Parental Control”, can be
very destructive when not monitored by an administrator.