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Well then. Well I have struck out with a few of the goats and cows here in Afghanistan. Might as well try humans. :D
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Feel pretty disappointed to break this out to you man. But the following are the crew clans one could totally see you being associated with by the quality of your posts.
Forever alone crew
Never touched a girl crew
Dying a virgin crew
Never had a friend crew
No future crew
Cry myself 2 sleep crew
Depressed crew
Haven’t been outside in months crew
Living with parents almost forever crew
Not sure what to do with my life anymore crew
Last but not the least. The expected better of, but not to be crew. 
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How about murghis? I just adopted two, Lucy & Ethel…fattening them up in my backyard as we speak 
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4 pages. 1 hour 30 minutes. I is de-stresszors. Time to sleep.
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Here we go again. Exodus and his poetry, this time in Inglis.
Slimy, you've got competition.
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Slimy, you've got competition.
Nah, no one can beat Slim's samosa chaat verses!
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Nite snookums 
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Where’s the dictionary when you need it?!?! 
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Aap waapis aagayay? Feel better now?
Nighty-night brat!
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Here we go again. Exodus and his poetry, this time in Inglis.
If you were a guy and said what you just did. Jealous jiggers I despise, come look in my eyes is what I'd probably say. But then, if only you were a guy. Gustakhi maaf. At least by the look of things I could tell the roaring volcano reads my dumb poetry. :D
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^ please don't use the "n" word...it's a derogatory term for most North Americans....
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\At least by the look of things I could tell the roaring volcano reads my dumb poetry. :D
Oh the goh
It's the gits
Pretty the getty
Dumb the gumb
Alright the galright!
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^ please don't use the "n" word...it's a derogatory term for most North Americans....
Fixed em boss. :-)
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Shukran :)
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Oh the goh It's the gits Pretty the getty Dumb the gumb Alright the galright!
Khush? :-)
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Khush? :-)
Baash! :)
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^ Alhamdulilah. :-)
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No doubt every other thread in life1 changes into cafe mod 
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So dying suck ass. Obviously. You can't post on GS. Such a travesty. And we all know Heaven would never allow GS access. They got clauses about purity and such.
But Dying a virgin? Wow. That has to suck even more than normal. One you die. Two you never got laid. That just has to suck.
So in the spirit of true love and helping people out. I have started my own little start up. For a fixed amount the company I have created offers desi women with options before they kick the bucket.
Hitting 60. Not married. Got a heart condition. No worries. That problem can be solved. We however make it a condition that you have to be at least 21 before you can avail such opportunities.
Nice to have you back you wanker.