Virgin. Boom. Death.

Lifestyle Relationships
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So dying suck ass. Obviously. You can’t post on GS. Such a travesty. And we all know Heaven would never allow GS access. They got clauses about purity and such.

But Dying a virgin? Wow. That has to suck even more than normal. One you die. Two you never got laid. That just has to suck.

So in the spirit of true love and helping people out. I have started my own little start up. For a fixed amount the company I have created offers desi women with options before they kick the bucket.

Hitting 60. Not married. Got a heart condition. No worries. That problem can be solved. We however make it a condition that you have to be at least 21 before you can avail such opportunities.

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;) app admission form ki pdf to post kardain takay bachian mustafeed hosakian

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There mightn’t be anything worse than dying a virgin for men but for women there’s more to life than just getting laid.

Apka binniz apko mubarak. :snooty:

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Keep telling yourself that Missy BBQ. Women want it just as men. The difference is.....we are honest souls :D

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welcome back CM with the bomb..i mean bang :hehe:

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I'm sure they'd rather die than use such a service. :p

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Hey hey lets not judge. Consider it a humanitarian service. I am the Edhi of our generation :D

Miss me that much Enigmatic? :D

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My favorite pig is baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaackkkkkk!!!

:hugz:

Good to see ya.

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totally! :rolleyes:

what was Life1 without you?! STA had to actually fill up your place and create threads to keep this place going. You should thank him you know :cb:

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Oh honey nobody can replace me. After all I am the only guy who can get this much attention on GS when posting a thread :D

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Hey hey cool your jets. I am a taken man.

Psst…meet me out back later at the dumpsters :smiley:

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I missed you..terribly…i was ready to throw myself off a cliff Bollywood ishtyle…I even welcomed you back with a :party: and a :sadiyah:

:snooty:

And because I’ve already proclaimed myself a wifey b, I’ll help fuel your inaugural thread…you are right, women like it/want it just as much as men, we’re just too prissy to admit it most of the time :fatee:

:hugz:

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So much for wining and dining. :vivo: YUCK!

You really are a pig. And they need to come up with a better slap your face emoticon.

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Sometimes you just have to take what you can get RV :faizy:

:rotfl:

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Khatti :mad: You better change sides asap!

CM: Oh they want it alright but not “just as men”. For men, it is a life mission. For women, it is just a part of life.

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Khatty you are the only one who is truly honest about how special I am to all the Guppans on GS :D

And RV well snookums I can only say that because with the new rule set if i say anymore. I will be banned again for what is it.....speaking freely.

And Khatty thank you for agreeing with me. Only a married woman would get away with saying that :d

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just a little chaska barbie, consider it my mothers day present...lol!

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And now you changed sides! Ha you are agreeing with me. Yes i know I have that affect on women :smiley:

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khatti,

Um it's okay. Starving seems a kinder fate.

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Hmm....to make or not to make a meat joke.....