Vice President

Hangout Humor (Rated G)
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Bernie was so excited about his promotion to Vice President of
the company he worked for and kept bragging about it to his wife
for weeks on end.

Finally she couldn’t take it any longer, and told him, “Listen,
it means nothing, they even have a vice president of peas at the
grocery store!”

“Really?” he said. Not sure if this was true or not, Bernie boy
decided to call the grocery store.

A clerk answered and Bernie said, “May I speak with the Vice
President of peas, please?”

The clerk replied, “Canned or frozen?”

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Tum bhi besahara,Hum bhi besahara
Fittay mu tumhara,fittay mu hamara

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mairay dill mairay mussafir

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hahah .. good1

"koee pyaar karay to **tumsay* karay, tum jaisay ho waisay karay. koee tumko badall ke pyaar karay, wo pyar nahi, wo sawda karay. AUR SAHIBAAN!, pyar main sawda nahi hota.."*

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** * Love thy Enemy, cos it p*sses them Off. ** *

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q:-}

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…
very hi funny kaka-AJ…
thanx 4 posting te sharing…
God bless u all…

DerVaisH

muhabatein theen kabhi apne dermian kitni…
bicha gaye hai anna hum mein doorian kitni…
abhi to toota hai dil hi teri judai mein…
girein gi hum pe abhi aur bijlian kitni…

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lol

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Gham aur khushiyan hamain Khuda kae aur nazdeek ker daeti hain, hamain is baat ka yaqeen ho jata hai kae hamarae liyae jo rasta Khudawand kareem nae banaya hai, hamain sirif usi pae chalna hai aur ham apni merzi sae aik kadam idhar sae udhar nahin ker saktae.

[This message has been edited by khubsoorat khoab (edited January 20, 2002).]