wonder why the chicken crossed the road? wonder no more. highly decorated kuala lumpur police department detective queer interviews four gs celebs to find out why this curious phenomena heppan.
we begin with the most primitive of all life forms on planet gs.
queer: assalamu aleikum wa rahmatullahi wa barakatuh, cafeite bhaijaan.
vhy ju think chickenji cross road?
cafeite: me ko not pata, me ko chicken se pyar hai 
queer: kthxbai 
disappointed, but never one to give up in the face of such harsh adversity, det. queer next approaches the gs high priestess of grammar, spelling and apostrophes.
queer: hi sehrysh, nice shoes. 
say do you know why the chicken crossed the road?
sehrysh: the domesticated asiatic fowl wandered aimlessly across the meandering highway on a warm summer afternoon. seeking a like-minded friend but one whose plumage shall rival his own under the moonlight. he dreams, but then who among us hasn’t?
queer: 
when morning arrived, det. queer spotted someone with a peeled off face. omgz could it be?
queer: salamoona nadz khoori. kya aap ko pata hai vhy murghi has crossed the road? 
nadz123: once i crossed the road with hubby, but now my mil doesn’t let him. my fil is a good man who will let us, but my husband says now i look like bhootni with sunscreen and moisturizer on even inside the house, no need to cross road and scare any birds. is this normal???
queer: :no:
exhausted from his fruitless endeavors in pursuit of the fowl truth, detective queer decides to take a break and go get a cup of masala chai at the roadside stall. where he runs into the famous canadian inventor of the urdu microwave oven.
queer: aadaab kkf biraadar-e-badboodaar, kya aap ko pata hai yeh chicken aakhir road cross kyoon karti hai? 
KKF: humhare lukhnau ke chiqqan pehle aap pehle aap karke raste ke is paar hi dum ki biryani ban jaate hai. 
queer: 
(to be contd.. maybes)
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